I love the little children
Ok, so I just wanted to clarify that I really like kids. I just now realize my error in my last post and I laughed so hard. I mean the tears were rolling. So if you didn't catch it, apparently I spent my last Saturday encouraging children up a fire ladder and then pushing them off to their doom. Usually I catch my didn'ts and my dids when they are in the wrong place. And I'm calling everybody right now to tell them, because you know when something strikes you so funny and you just want to share it with the world?? That's how I feel right now, but no one is answering their phone. So I guess I'm alone with this and my laughter won't reach it's full potential. I have to take advantage of these moments because they don't happen too often. Especially after having an iced latte with extra sugar. Ok so that is that. I really didn't spend my sabbath pushing kids off of ladders.
5 Comments:
At 10:23 PM , melrandall said...
Spoot spammers...
HA! I actually did notice that lil missing "n't" and was amused, but sort of skimmed over it as a typo the first time. But now that I read it again... oh man! what a hilarious instant classic! I suppose you were practicing your famed evil chuckle while you made sure of the small children's doom...
I'm sorry if I was one of the ones you tried to call... I wish I was there to laugh at (with) you in person! I MISS YOU!!!
At 12:38 PM , Marie said...
I reread that pushing them to their doom part after this blog, I laughed out loud...I laughed too:)
I'm laughing a little now:) Lisa the children hater..jk:) Kinda like my snake snacks;) love Marie
At 12:51 PM , Claire said...
The way I pictured it, you were wiggling the ladder to make sure the kids fell to their doom. Ha!
At 5:07 PM , drewey fern said...
I wish I'd been there when you discovered it - I miss your laugh!
At 5:59 PM , Booker said...
Well, after that sordid admission, you don't have Ebederricknezer Scrooge's vote, period. Bah humbug!
:)
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