No, this isn't the remains of an ancient dinosaur. It's actually an old, dead, dried up lizard that I found in this room while cleaning. Yup, I guess this blog's theme really is going to be all about lizards, the frolicing and the dried up.
You have an obsession with lizards, don't you? Probably got dumped in a bucket of them as a baby or something. Repressed memories trying to get free and all. I'd watch out for signs of personality meltdown. Possible signs could be:
staying up til all hours of the night and eating nachos
IM'ing with people who are more interested in the tv show they are watching than anything else
Posting pix of DEAD lizards
Convincing yourself the house is being broken into by live lizards
just kidding! This is Melissa stealing Andrea's identity! Apparently I'm just going to have to get a blog so I can comment on yours. I forgot the "84" in the address at first, and the results left me momentarily very confused.
Your lizard reminds me of the time one of TJ's geckos escaped and we found it months later in the garage room, completely petrified (as in, dead and stiff, not scared). I think he still has it.... Maybe I really could handle the terrors of Florida after all.
5 Comments:
At 10:06 PM , Booker said...
It looks like a dinosaur!
At 3:42 PM , brilynne said...
I've found dessicated frogs under the couch before...but nothing to match your lizard!
At 5:25 PM , Booker said...
You have an obsession with lizards, don't you? Probably got dumped in a bucket of them as a baby or something. Repressed memories trying to get free and all. I'd watch out for signs of personality meltdown. Possible signs could be:
staying up til all hours of the night and eating nachos
IM'ing with people who are more interested in the tv show they are watching than anything else
Posting pix of DEAD lizards
Convincing yourself the house is being broken into by live lizards
Hmm, not looking so good for you...
At 5:43 PM , drewey fern said...
just kidding! This is Melissa stealing Andrea's identity! Apparently I'm just going to have to get a blog so I can comment on yours. I forgot the "84" in the address at first, and the results left me momentarily very confused.
Your lizard reminds me of the time one of TJ's geckos escaped and we found it months later in the garage room, completely petrified (as in, dead and stiff, not scared). I think he still has it.... Maybe I really could handle the terrors of Florida after all.
At 8:56 PM , Booker said...
I went there too. It was something else! A pagan to boot. Glad your site isn't like that :)
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home